Weast whacks cucumber curriculum for rest of year

Caught by a federal judge for religious discrimination in his cucumber sex video, Montgomery County Public Schools Superintendent Jerry Weast announced he has pulled the bitterly controversial sex-ed program for the rest of the year.

Weast's reversal is a victory for Montgomery County parents who are fed up with the school system's avant garde social agenda being imposed on county kids, and on the school board's dismissal of parental concerns.