Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Skinheads for helmets

County Councilman Mike Subin tried to bully a tree, but the tree got the better of him.

He learned a valuable lesson: That he can't railroad a tree with a bicycle.

Subin (pictured) broke four ribs and punctured a lung when the tree wouldn't get out of his way, according to the Gazette, and he's using the occasion to tell people to wear a condom while bicycling.

[CORRECTION: Subin didn't tell bicyclists to wear a condom. He told them to wear a helmet. He tells school children to wear condoms. We apologize for the error.]